MY PROUDEST ACCOMPLISHMENTS

Just a few things I'm proud of
  1. Sitting through the whole titanic movie without getting a drink
  2. Drinking 9 cans of Coke in one night
  3. Starting prostitution with @nathangardner15 in 1855
  4. Becoming the richest man in the world, twice
  5. Beating hammonton
  6. Doin Coke off a hookers tits that one time at shawns
  7. Fitting 12 people in a bus seat on the band bus
  8. Playing (and winning) a game of axis and allies over the course of 6 months
  9. Having sex in my friends parents bedroom
  10. Getting a gold star that one time in first grade