1. High school : rum and cream soda.
    May as well have root beer dum dums instead
  2. College study abroad : Kronenberg
    Bud light of England
  3. Post bachelors cocktail : amaretto sour
  4. Grad school : I dunno, a beer.
    Triple ale... Is that a thing? Sour... yeah I'll try it. Fill in the blank local micro brew.
  5. Post school & entrepreneurialism : alcohol.
    Does it have alcohol? I'll have 8
  6. What's next? I'm not sure...
    Maybe quit drinking. Smoke pot instead.