Some of My Favorite Lines I've Written
Hopefully there will be plenty more where this came from...
- •I'm a perfect best friend goddess, without whom your death would be imminent.
- •Is something wrong? You've barely touched your quinoa sloppy joe. Is it not sloppy enough?
- •I'm a human, but I can be better
- •It looks like a satin red bath bomb went off in here! Let me help you get out of this tub!
- •I need to be drunk enough to actually be attracted to you, but not so drunk that it can't be considered consensual sex.
- •Carrie Fisher didn't dress as an intergalactic sex slave for you to get the Star Wars tag wrong.