Screenshots On My Phone, Explained

(Inspired by @kate_dom )
  1. I was trying to prove a point that in the appropriate lighting Roger Taylor totally resembles Adele
  2. Apparently this is a sentence that I will definitely need to know how to say in Swedish. Thanks Duolingo.
  3. This says a lot about who I am as a person
  4. This was actually someone's only picture on Tinder.
    Their name was "Cizzle" and I'm just gonna assume they spend all day trying to perfect the art of drawing Jesus' orgasm face.
  5. This was a promoted tweet and I am still just really confused as to what kind of job this would be?? To each their own I guess