Things I think birds might say while they're flying together...
- •Pointing out shapes of clouds and the funny things they look like
- •Gossiping about fat birds or slut birds
- •Trying to synchronize their poops to land on a human below
- •Is there a heaven?? Are we in it? Just flying around, pooping wherever we please?
- •A kid bird explaining to his parent birds that he's in love with an owlowl - traditional bird relationships are frowned upon in the bird community
- •Donald Trump
- •Why Bob Greenblatt is obsessed with putting live musicals on TV