Things I think birds might say while they're flying together...
  1. Pointing out shapes of clouds and the funny things they look like
  2. Gossiping about fat birds or slut birds
  3. Trying to synchronize their poops to land on a human below
  4. Is there a heaven?? Are we in it? Just flying around, pooping wherever we please?
  5. A kid bird explaining to his parent birds that he's in love with an owl
    owl - traditional bird relationships are frowned upon in the bird community
  6. Donald Trump
  7. Why Bob Greenblatt is obsessed with putting live musicals on TV