THINGS THAT YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD FOR

  1. Lines on the side of your head/haircut
  2. Candy
  3. Pranks
    Cannonballing into a pool and splashing the people laying out
  4. Telling your mom you love her
  5. Audibly farting around friends
  6. Doing Dana Carvey doing Johnny Carson, Ross Perot or George Bush impressions
  7. Rapping like no one is watching
    Then once you've forgotten the words just kind of mumbling in tune til you get to the next part you know. EX: "It was all a dream! I used to read Word Up! magazine! Salt n Peppa Heavy D up in the limosuine! Dadadada on the wall!! Dadadada Marley Marl!"