Maybe by listing them, they won't happen because I'm thinking about it????????
  1. I laugh too hard at my own joke
  2. I forget mouthwash and have terrible coffee breath
  3. I audibly fart
  4. I explain a joke they don't get for a long time
  5. I audibly fart again
  6. I do a finger gun motion to the person when I walk in and to make it seem like a thing I do, I double down and do it when I leave.