WAYS I MAY ACCIDENTALLY RUIN THIS PITCH TOMORROW
Maybe by listing them, they won't happen because I'm thinking about it????????
- •I laugh too hard at my own joke
- •I forget mouthwash and have terrible coffee breath
- •I audibly fart
- •I explain a joke they don't get for a long time
- •I audibly fart again
- •I do a finger gun motion to the person when I walk in and to make it seem like a thing I do, I double down and do it when I leave.