BEST POOP SHAPES

(requested by maggie)
  1. turnip
    a fat turd that tapers into a point
  2. snake
    this means you've been eating a lot of fiber, so the poo can coil without even breaking
  3. potato
    like a short fat torpedo
  4. mashed potato
    NOT to be confused with diarrhea. this comes from drinking a lot of coffee.
  5. kale
    this is just when you've been eating a lot of kale and you can see the kale leaves in your dumpage
  6. corn
    same as kale, but with corn