BEST POOP SHAPES
(requested by maggie)
- •turnipa fat turd that tapers into a point
- •snakethis means you've been eating a lot of fiber, so the poo can coil without even breaking
- •potatolike a short fat torpedo
- •mashed potatoNOT to be confused with diarrhea. this comes from drinking a lot of coffee.
- •kalethis is just when you've been eating a lot of kale and you can see the kale leaves in your dumpage
- •cornsame as kale, but with corn