CHARACTERS I RELATE TO MORE THAN I AM COMFORTABLE WITH
- •flounderthis motherfucker is best friends with a maniac and is too afraid to say when he's uncomfortable. good thing that bitch grew legs and walked away from this friendship so our boy didn't die of stress
- •argus filchok filch is an asshole and pulls some nasty shit BUT he has been dealt the worst hand anyone could have in this series. he is born into a magical society full of whimsy WITHOUT magical powers which I know is the kind of bull shit that would happen to me
- •hogglea solid dude just trying to live, but when david bowie, the KING OF THE GOBLINS, tells you to befriend and manipulate a teenage girl, you can't really say no. luckily he makes the right call and joins sarah which gets him an invitation to a sick ass dance party in the human world at the end of the movie so that's pretty dope
- •the middle simbano longer cute, not yet a hero, he's also 100% smelling pumbaa's butt in this pic, don't even play
- •jar jar binksjjbiz says a lot of shit in group scenes that people just straight up ignore like yeah he doesn't speak English per se but you all know what he meant. plus he's got a weird floppy body with hands like dead fish and when I look at him I only see myself.