1. i had to put shoes on a dog twice and she had surgery on one of her legs like a year ago and i didn't want to ruin it
  2. my fuel tank said it was half full but what if it's broken and there's actually no gas?
  3. i had to parallel park
  4. cheese poisoning?
    (like alcohol poisoning but w/cheese)
  5. chewing so loud that it wakes the neighbors
  6. ISIS