Sarah is the best for so many reasons, so obviously a list needs to be made.
  1. She shares her wigs freely.
  2. She shows no bias toward any of her ferrets.
  3. She cleans up more dog messes in a day than I would if it was a child that I had birthed myself.
  4. Constant professional.
  5. She keeps her knuckle hair in check.
  6. Her book recs are solid.
  7. able to convey sarcastic tones across sms text messaging