A HAIKU FOR EVERY PERSON I'VE KISSED, CHRONOLOGICALLY

Inspired by @perry
  1. Junior high theatre/no, why are you wearing Axe?/you are very gay
  2. My first real kiss, wow/why are you speaking in French?/what a good story
  3. Ew, you are not good/why is your mouth so open?/I miss my Frenchman
  4. Your girlfriend is here/wait, why do you have a girlfriend?/gay and in Footloose
  5. Beautiful, tragic/the beginning of the end/wasn't meant to be
  6. I'm too young for you/why are you obsessed with me?/you are a sad man
  7. I'm trying to talk/ugh, why is this happening/like go away now