I DON'T WANNA BE THE ________ GIRL/GUY/PERSON

  1. Mustache Girl
    I liked mustache things for TWO SECONDS and now I own every Urban Outfitters mustache thing there is
  2. Teal Girl
    Said by my sophomore year roommate's mom.
  3. Horse Girl
    I've never been this, but we all know her. Kendyl.
  4. Musical Theatre Girl
    I am not like this at all, but I don't want people to make assumptions about my degree.
  5. Period Girl
    I'm really trying to cut down on talking about my period in social situations, guys. But my diva cup presentation is still PRETTY COOL.
  6. What do y'all not wanna be?
  7. Vegan girl
    I'm excited you have dedicated convictions Karen! But I will rage eat two cheeseburgers when we get dinner together
    Suggested by   @shacara_shacara
  8. Church girl
    I'm a Christian & not ashamed of it. But I never wanna be the girl at the bible study who keeps being like "like it says in James" to establish my biblical dominance.
    Suggested by   @shacara_shacara
  9. Coffee girl
    Secretly I am her, but if I ever buy a mug that says "no coffee, no talkee" please spay me
    Suggested by   @shacara_shacara
  10. CrossFit Girl
    The girl whose entire social circle is CrossFitters and will not stop until you come with her. Chill Lauren.
    Suggested by   @haymay
  11. Adorable girl
    Don't get me wrong, half the time it's a sweet compliment and I appreciate that. But when I'm angry or carrying a heavy object, I will set your hair on fire for not taking me seriously.
    Suggested by   @emmalinghwei