I HATE COFFEE MUG PEOPLE

You and your quotes DISGUST ME.
  1. I grant people permission to speak! Ears simply don't work before coffee! HAHAHAHA
  2. Coffee as prescription drugs! Need coffee every day or I will have a mental breakdown! I disrespect all forms of mental illness!
  3. In case you were wondering, my body works like everyone else's!
  4. Did I mention I cannot function without coffee???? Literally at all?????
  5. I envy a coffee mug because I have a very skewed idea of my self worth!
  6. Coffee is my only friend. I drove away all my other friends because I only talk about coffee.
  7. Did I mention I'm a tea person?