THINGS I'VE TEXTED RECENTLY THAT ARE V "ON BRAND" FOR ME

Inspired by @shacara_shacara
  1. The cookies were warm but the disease prevailed
  2. 1. This confirms that I am in fact Kourtney 2. I just realized why their company is called Dash
  3. I had a really emotional dream about Justin Bieber
  4. We can have a dwelling about it this week
  5. You are my validation in the face of a dark moon
  6. Nothing to make you feel like shit like a costume shop fitting 🙃🙃🙃
  7. I don't really know how I got here
  8. What a puppy
    Not in reference to an actual puppy
  9. all my flights are booked i am VOMITING
  10. For the first time I'm feeling Wicked
  11. I love a Manhattan
  12. When can we catch up and bitch?
  13. YOU HAVE BEEN WED YOU ARE MARRIED NOW
  14. Glad you've learned your lesson. 🦃.
  15. Bluegrass Wicked