THINGS WE ARE TOTALLY ALL THINKING 🏀

  1. What is it going to take to get famous on list app?
  2. Am I trending?
  3. When will @bjnovak notice me?
  4. When will ANYONE notice me?
  5. Am I even NOTICEABLE??
  6. Am I funny enough?
  7. Am I #relatable?
  8. Do I have important things to say?
  9. Do people care what I think?
  10. I wish I was as cool and carefree as @lesbian
  11. I wish I came up with cool lists as quickly as @sarahgorman
  12. I wish I was as French as @Lisa_Fav
    And had 2000+ followers
  13. I wish I was as Dutch as @franksars
    And had 2000+ followers
  14. I wish I had thoughts like @dfly
  15. I wish I made list app and people sought my approval like already proved at the top of this list @bjnovak
    Yeah I'm tagging him twice I have no shame ZERO
  16. If I post a GIF list, will that be enough?
  17. I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO LOVE ME
  18. EVERYONE HATES ME
  19. I AM THE DUMBEST PERSON ON THE PLANET
  20. Literally, calm down. Stop it.
  21. You are ridiculous.
  22. We are all so cool, seriously.
  23. We create lists like it's a new language.
  24. Are you kidding me?!
  25. That's freaking cool!
  26. People don't make narratives like this!
  27. We are revolutionary and will change how English-speaking people communicate forever!
    Okay maybe not but like dream with me please thank you
  28. I love us a whole lot!
  29. 💃💃💃