TYPES OF WALKERS
- •Nimble and QuickThey are fast, but don't bump into anyone. This is me. I am the best. I am Spider-Man.
- •Self Aware StrollersTotally understand that people need to get to places and move out of the way. They are good people to me.
- •BabiesYou are in between my legs and I could crush you if I am not careful and you make me nervous!!!! But you are very cute!!!!
- •Rolling BouldersThey will run you over no matter who you are or what you're doing because they're legitimate boulders.
- •Boulders in StasisThey will not move out of your way and you will awkwardly slow walk behind them for the rest of your life because they are LEGITIMATE BOULDERS.
- •Natural BouldersLike, real boulders. Cumbersome, but you can move around them. Or climb over them. Harder to do with people boulders though.