ZUCCHINI RACES EXIST

  1. My parents live in Sonoma, CA and tonight is very special.
  2. It is the 6th annual ZUCCHINI RACE.
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  4. "You're going down, Albert."
  5. "I'm the best zucchini there ever was!"
  6. "There's nothing more badass than a black zucchini. I'm going to destroy everyone."
  7. "HE'S GOING TO KILL US"
  8. "Don't tell anyone I'm a pumpkin, I beg you, this is the highlight of my year"
  9. Please go about your business thank you