Last night some mistake were made...chanting "ONE MORE BOTTLE" to my friends after we killed the third bottle of wine was one of them
  1. I need to buy a new trash can
    Because I yakked in mine
  2. I'm going to buy this AWARD WINNING trash can
    Who knew they give awards for trash cans
  3. My room is a mess
    Maybe I should stop having a bunch of drunk people in here every night
  4. I really need Sprite
    Sprite really is the nectar of the gods...especially when you're this hung over
  5. I have homework to do
    Gotta keep on that grind
  6. I think I am dead
    Hello darkness my old friend