Things I Do Because I Suck

  1. I can't watch anything without immediately reading the AV club review of it
    Because I can't form my own opinions without help
  2. If I'm in a group chat...I am in a different group chat talking shit about the people in the other one
  3. I fav (like) things on Twitter to watch/read later...but I NEVER watch later
  4. Sometimes I don't wash my hands
  5. I can't do anything ever
    "Do you wanna go with me to this thing?" "No? That's okay I didn't want to go anyway"