Things I Do to Make Myself Feel Older

I promise I'm matire
  1. Listen to podcasts
    Because I know what Pete davidson's view on religion is and that's IMPORTANT
  2. Drink coffee
    I guess I'm in college now so I should pick this up
  3. Read
    Because every adult has an answer to the question "read any good books lately?"
  4. Wear a watch
    I don't need this annoying bulky thing on my arm! I have a phone! But adulthood is 60% about accessorizing
  5. Use the discover playlist on Spotify
    Because adults listen to random indie bands