Why Sex Is Hard for Hipsters

  1. Having to stop and flip over the record
  2. Undoing all the buttons
  3. Mustache hair gets everywhere
  4. Vegan condoms are expensive
  5. Skinny jeans are hard to pull off
    And they might decrease sperm count
  6. Flower crowns get ruined when you lay on your back
  7. Glasses don't stay on while doin' it