THINGS THAT HAPPEN THE DAY BEFORE YOUR BIRTHDAY

  1. You tell yourself this next year will be your year
    Even though you said that last year and you really don't know what would make any year "your year"
  2. People start telling you happy birthday
    Either because they're in a different time zone or actually think it's your birthday
  3. You start thinking everything is a ploy for a surprise party
    No, your friend really just needs to borrow your iPhone charger
  4. At midnight you'll wonder if you'll feel different
    You won't, but you will feel a flood of love from all the happy birthday wishes and cheers you get