1. "the rest of my toenail is finally starting to fall off"
  2. "no he doesn't look like a tree stump, he looks like a toenail"
  3. "pitbull songs are actually so good"
  4. "ya I'm pretty sure I'm allergic to weed"
  5. "I graduate in 9 days"
  6. "I used to have a crush on draco malfoy"
    "I though he was cute in the movies & honestly i don't know why everyone hates him he just has a troubled past!!!!!"
  7. "the song 3005 reminds me of hot cheetos of takis"
  8. "what if my face wash was made out of whale milk & it was $1000 a bottle"
  9. "at least my toes aren't that long"