(These guys have mostly all destroyed the Dodgers at some point in time, thus why they should be eliminated SINCE WE NEED A DAMN WORLD SERIES)
  1. Kolten Wong
    (And the rest of the people that bring us #CardinalDevilMagic)
  2. Daniel Murphy
    Go home to the Westboro Baptist Church
  3. Buster Posey
    He looks so nice, but he's SO GOOD
  4. Angel Pagan
    His crazy eyes scare the shit out of me
  5. Shane Victorino
    Again, crazy eyes
  6. Craig Kimbrel... Oh wait he's still in the bullpen
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  7. Bobby Thompson
    We know, the Giants won the pennant