TIMES I NEEDED TO GET IN FORMATION

Despite my brief trauma, I felt this situation would best be served in ListApp form... 💁🏼
  1. When this MOTHERFUCKER decided to crash my Maui hotel room while my grandmother peacefully slept. I freaked the hell out and had to call a staff member to eradicate the bastard. Said staff was equally terrified, and I felt slightly vindicated. But mostly I felt like a giant baby.
  2. When I was pretty sure I would never peacefully sleep again, even though I have three days of "vacation" left. That time is now. PLEASE ADVISE.