8 Reasons you should come to my show

I wrote this pretty sweet sketch comedy show called Underachievers the story of American Heroes. Other people where involved, but let's be honest I'm the one that needs your attention. Second City's Donny's Skybox - 5/27, 6/3, 6/10 @7pm - Get your tickets here: http://www.secondcity.com/shows/chicago/underachievers-story-american-heroes/
  1. 1.
    I wrote it and I'm acting in it, so get ready to take a good look into my heartless soul and give me attention.
  2. 2.
    Attending this show will make you seem more interesting to your friends and strangers you meet at bars, bus stops, and when standing in line at a build your own Bloody Mary bar.
  3. 3.
    You have a love of breakfast foods and get a tingle in your pants when you see a man bun.
  4. 4.
    If you take your crush to this show you might get a kiss.
    **kiss will be from me and not your crush. Let's stir the pot.
  5. 5.
    Leonardo DiCaprio will be attending.
    ** he was invited and has yet to accept the invite.
  6. 6.
    The other actors and writers are super good looking (and talented.) #EyeCandy
  7. 7.
    You really don't have anything better to do at 7pm on Friday.
  8. 8.
    Beer. 🍺🍺🍺🍺