We just got an iced coffee machine in the office. I'm on cup number three in less than an hour. I'm jittery.
  1. Is there such a thing as too much booty for one man to handle? #akon
  2. Can people tell that I'm trying to memorize all the lyrics to the "bye bye miss American pie" song at my desk?
  3. What are the top 10 karaoke songs in Illinois?
    Follow up question, where can I listen to instrumental versions.
  4. Does my boss know that I can't focus so I'm channeling all my energy into this list?
  5. Omg omg omg!
  6. Milk is so weird. Think about it.
  7. Whoa, this app has a character counter.
  8. Does love even exist?
  9. Can't explain all these feelings that your making me feel
    My hearts' in overdrive and you're behind the steering wheel.
  10. What happened to The Darkness?
  11. Bathroom