Things to do when you're bored

in the order I did them in
  1. 1.
    Text everyone you know
    Only really the people you text at least once a week
  2. 2.
    Apply to every job
    You have a degree. You should make $15/hour
  3. 3.
    Social media binge
    You know you need to refresh twitter 20 times in 5 minutes
  4. 4.
    Get tinder
    I'm so ashamed
  5. 5.
    Swipe on so many girls that tinder blocks you
    I didn't know there was a limit
  6. 6.
    Snapchat everyone you know
    Really just reply to all the ones you ignored
  7. 7.
    Text everyone you know to see if they're still awake
    They're not
  8. 8.
    Make a list about your failures