THINGS THAT MIGHT HAPPEN IF PRESIDENT TRUMP BECOMES A THING

  1. Celebrities that will leave for Canada probably won't.
    I'm looking at you Rosie O'Donnell. also why is it always Canada? what's wrong with the Mexico or the UK?
  2. SNL will be great again.
    The comedic material that a Trump presidency would provide would be huuuuuge.
  3. On a serious note, the Republican Party would be broken
    It would break into 3 parties. Conservatives, Evangelicals, and Business people's aka the Republican Party is gonna be rekt.
  4. Congress wouldn't let him pass anything.
    tru
  5. We would have our first Orange president!!!
  6. I'll lose a $100 bet with my boss
    this is the most important to me rn
  7. Americans that don't like Obama will miss him dearly for the next 4 years.
    Thanks for everything the last 8 years. There will never be another one like you.
  8. ps: I doubt he actually wins