SIGNS YOU'RE NOT HUMAN
If these aren't true - watch out! You're might not be a human being!
- •You stay up late at night longing for a firmware update.
- •All your T-shirts have extra holes for your tentacles.
- •You're neck is really long and also has six musical strings on it.Uh oh! Someone's a guitar...
- •People keep singing into your head and trying to stick a cable in your butt.
- •People keep shaking you and asking you to predict their future.
- •You really like to take records and spin them on your needle-sharp belly button.(If this is true, you're probably a record player.)
- •You have a tattoo in the shape of "expires 07/16"Unless you had a very macabre tattoo artist, you're probably a package of deli meat or something.
- •Every time someone says "hit the lights!" you get punched in the face.
- •Someone called you a tall glass of water but then also drank out of you and broke you in the sink.
- •You're dancer.