If these aren't true - watch out! You're might not be a human being!
  1. You stay up late at night longing for a firmware update.
  2. All your T-shirts have extra holes for your tentacles.
  3. You're neck is really long and also has six musical strings on it.
    Uh oh! Someone's a guitar...
  4. People keep singing into your head and trying to stick a cable in your butt.
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  5. People keep shaking you and asking you to predict their future.
  6. You really like to take records and spin them on your needle-sharp belly button.
    (If this is true, you're probably a record player.)
  7. You have a tattoo in the shape of "expires 07/16"
    Unless you had a very macabre tattoo artist, you're probably a package of deli meat or something.
  8. Every time someone says "hit the lights!" you get punched in the face.
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  9. Someone called you a tall glass of water but then also drank out of you and broke you in the sink.
  10. You're dancer.