We're getting a lot of new apartments & condos that look identical to this crap. (Think shit sandwich was used in Veep- funny visual). Wondered if anyone else has a great marketing ('sparkle' word in ES) for this lovely, unique project.
  1. Static
  2. Uninspired
  3. Dockeresque
  4. Pedestrian
  5. Brayish (brown + grey)
  6. Million-in-one
  7. Bland
  8. Prosaic
  9. Lackluster
  10. Fibercementy
  11. Michaelsish
  12. Ordinary
  13. Comfortable
  14. "Aggressively unpretentious"
    Suggested by @Gola