BRITISH PREMIER LEAGUE PLAYERS WHOSE NAMES ARE SENTENCES or ACTIONS [⚽️]

Love all these interesting names; all real, who sound like characters from a Martin Amis novel.
  1. Danny Drinkwater
    Leiceister
  2. John Stones
    Everton
  3. Steven Caulker
    Liverpool
  4. Ben Chillwell
    Leiceister
  5. Matt Butcher
    Bournemouth
  6. Kyle Walker
    Tottenham
  7. Peter Crouch
    Stoke City
  8. Steve Cook
    Bournemouth
  9. Christian Fuchs
    Leiceister
  10. Matt Targett
    Southampton
  11. Danny Rose
    Tottenham
  12. Jack Cork
    Swansea City