DRUMPF CABINET CHECKLIST [🇺🇸+☠️]
Our new Despot in Chief is loading his new cabinet w/ a solid representation of AmeriKKKa (at least a corner of Wyoming). Here's his checklist of criteria for new staff!!
- •___Lies (or thinks 'post-truth')
- •___Abuses Twitter
- •___lives in 'the swamp'
- •___Thinks Drumpf is the best President ever
- •___has one or more conflicts of interest
- •___Can define 'bigly'
- •___Won't correct POTUS saying 'jynah' (china)
- •___Also Has Vladimir Putin body pillow
- •___Hatred of 'others' on scale of 7 to 10
- •___Dislike of Hillary on scale of 8 to 11
- •___Wants to grab Ivanka's pussy
- •___Doesn't think Milania sounds like a Bond villain
- •___thinks America isn't great yet.