DRUMPF CABINET CHECKLIST [🇺🇸+☠️]

Our new Despot in Chief is loading his new cabinet w/ a solid representation of AmeriKKKa (at least a corner of Wyoming). Here's his checklist of criteria for new staff!!
  1. 1.
    ___White
  2. 2.
    ___Old
  3. 3.
    ___Christian
  4. 4.
    ___Racist
  5. 5.
    ___Lies (or thinks 'post-truth')
  6. 6.
    ___wealthy
  7. 7.
    ___Abuses Twitter
  8. 8.
    ___lives in 'the swamp'
  9. 9.
    ___Thinks Drumpf is the best President ever
  10. 10.
    ___has one or more conflicts of interest
  11. 11.
    ___Can define 'bigly'
  12. 12.
    ___Won't correct POTUS saying 'jynah' (china)
  13. 13.
    ___Also Has Vladimir Putin body pillow
  14. 14.
    ___Hatred of 'others' on scale of 7 to 10
  15. 15.
    ___Dislike of Hillary on scale of 8 to 11
  16. 16.
    ___Wants to grab Ivanka's pussy
  17. 17.
    ___Doesn't think Milania sounds like a Bond villain
  18. 18.
    ___thinks America isn't great yet.