DRUMPF CABINET CHECKLIST [🇺🇸+☠️]
Our new Despot in Chief is loading his new cabinet w/ a solid representation of AmeriKKKa (at least a corner of Wyoming). Here's his checklist of criteria for new staff!!
- 5.___Lies (or thinks 'post-truth')
- 7.___Abuses Twitter
- 8.___lives in 'the swamp'
- 9.___Thinks Drumpf is the best President ever
- 10.___has one or more conflicts of interest
- 11.___Can define 'bigly'
- 12.___Won't correct POTUS saying 'jynah' (china)
- 13.___Also Has Vladimir Putin body pillow
- 14.___Hatred of 'others' on scale of 7 to 10
- 15.___Dislike of Hillary on scale of 8 to 11
- 16.___Wants to grab Ivanka's pussy
- 17.___Doesn't think Milania sounds like a Bond villain
- 18.___thinks America isn't great yet.