ON THE MENU @ THE CNN GRILL [🍛+📺+🗣]
Besides mediocre political commentary & a constant repetition of the obvious, CNN has a 'grill' too at the political conventions. For those of us not fortunate enough to visit this televised Cheesecake Factory meets Friends Central Perk for DC insiders here's a look!!
- •John King Crab SaladOverlook those silky grey hairs.
- •Don Lemon Pepper ChickenDelicious side of rice pilaf.
- •Dana Bash(Ed) road-kill jerky stripsSquirrel, possum, deer, raccoon & Roger Ailes reputation....
- •Corey Lewandowski BBQ bruised-Arm brisketServed on pink slips for grease control.
- •Jake open-faced Tapper sandwichWith gravy & mashed potatoes.
- •Anderson Cooper burgerVeggie patty w/ chimichurri sauce
- •Jeffery Lord have Mercy- that's inedible.Warning; produces extra bile.
- •Paul 'Everything' Bagala & whipped cream cheeseCelery & chips on side
- •Harry 'Ham' Houck's & gravySide of racist fries & collards.
- •Donald trump Hate-filled Taco Bowl!!served in 10" high corn tortilla 'wall' (payed for by Univision's Jorge Ramos)
- •Patty Solis Doyle MeltOn rye w/ 1000 is. Dressing & extra onions...
- •Wolf Blitzer TortServed with 'breaking news' sorbet.
- •All-you-can-stomach Punditry barAll toppings stale, tasteless, predictable & second-hand....like bad croutons.
- •S E Cupp o' coffee.Bitter, dark & over-brewed
- •Sour Grapes