Things to Do Instead of Updating Your Resume

It's working for me. Try it.
  1. Make a list of your favorite albums of all time
  2. Make playlists by decade
  3. Start a book club
  4. Update your calendar
  5. Update your profile picture on all your social media
  6. Binge every tv show in the world
  7. Sell clothes to Plato's closet
  8. Reorganize your closet
  9. Take a lot of relaxing baths
  10. Plan social events
  11. Work on your karaoke game
  12. Make beyonce music videos with your friends
  13. Paint watercolors
  14. Watch The Tonight Show w @JimmyFallon, Late Night w Seth Meyers (@LateNightSeth), and the Late Late Show w James Corden EVERY NIGHT
  15. Online shop
  16. Spend as much as time as possible in bed
  17. Tweet between the hours of 1 and 4 AM.
  18. Learn early 2000s songs on the guitar
  19. Finally learn the lyrics to Superstar by Lupe Fiasco
  20. Read the Wikipedia page for Friends while watching Friends
  21. Read the Wikipedia page for Matthew Perry, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, David Schwimmer, and Courteney Cox
  22. Clean your water bottle
  23. Try to figure out how British people say water bottle
  24. Try all those recipe videos on Facebook
  25. Delete people on Facebook
  26. Listen to the Wallflowers
    And read the Wikipedia page for Jakob Dylan
  27. Read the Wikipedia page for Bob Dylan
    Who has SIX KIDS, nbd
  28. Get in-N-out a lot
  29. Eat at Texas Roadhouse several times a week
  30. Substitute teach
  31. Draw on the sidewalk
    Preferably with a cute niece
  32. Take more pictures and videos of your niece than her mom does
  33. Have light saber battles with your niece
  34. Post pictures of your niece on instagram
  35. Follow more celebrities on social media
  36. Google plasma donation centers near you and never go to them
  37. Organize your emails into folders
  38. Redecorate your room
  39. Do NOT make your bed
  40. Light a lot of candles
  41. Google celebrity feuds
  42. Paint your nails a lot
  43. Get a freaking job, you bum