This One Randomly Specific Mistake I've Repeatedly Made

And I guess I have no intention of stopping any time soon
  1. Forgetting to wear contacts to the grocery store
  2. And blindly buying Bloody Mary mix instead of cranberry juice
  3. Never knowing the ~right~ amount of said Bloody Mary to drink
    Cuz might as well...
  4. And then drunkenly making out with the best friends / band mates of the boys I like