BAGEL TOPPINGS

bagels must be toasted and preferably sesame, please
  1. cream cheese
    plain or scallion
  2. chips
    of the kettle variety, lightly crushed and pressed into a bed of cream cheese
  3. medium boiled eggs
    sliced, salt and pepper, scallions
  4. hummus
    cucumbers, tomatoes, shaved red onion
  5. cheesecake
    not cream cheese - I literally want to spend cheesecake on a toasted bagel
  6. Cucumbers & dill
    Suggested by   @lilydiamond
  7. Steak
    Suggested by   @mollyyeh