SOME THINGS THAT GO THROUGH MY HEAD WHILE MY HUSBAND SLEEPS AND SNORES ... LIKE A BEAR

  1. If I were ever to kill him, it'd be because of this.
  2. I don't actually want him dead.
  3. Can he just roll over?
  4. I'll nudge him over!
  5. Ooh. Quiet.
  6. When will it start again?
  7. I really need to make sure I fall asleep before him.
  8. Earplugs....where are my ear plugs?