1. "There's a new SNL I want to see." (Deep down I knew there was not but I lied to myself anyway...)
  2. "I have big plans Sunday." (Once again, I guess I confused "big plans" with, "sitting on the couch watching basketball.")
  3. "It's raining outside.".....so?
  4. "I'm so tired from the week." (Tired from talking about Sports on the radio? Boo hoo.)
  5. "I'm 33, I don't have to go out EVERY Saturday night." (Keep telling yourself that and then you'll wake up and be 43)
  6. "We'll just go out NEXT weekend." (Suuuuuuuure....)