HIGHLIGHTS FROM SPRING TRAINING W/ MY DAD

  1. Watching him NERD out on Dwight Evans and Jim Rice.
  2. Me taking "bathroom" breaks during the games, but really going to pound beers.
  3. Receiving 5 emails from him before the trip reminding me to bring a swimsuit.
  4. Watching him speak Spanish to Triple A prospects and seeing their minds explode.
  5. Trips to the gift shop to not buy things.
  6. Hearing him talk about how much he hates "Papa Johns".