Reasons I am suspicious of my body and wonder if perhaps I am an alien

  1. The inside of my bellybutton
  2. The arch of my left foot
  3. Heart-shaped freckles
  4. Buzzing in my heart sounds strangely like wasps
  5. Piña coladas instead of breast milk
  6. Skin mapped and labeled "Mosquito Country"
  7. Only five toes on each foot
  8. Red hair (demon?)
  9. Cats find my presence soothing
  10. Levitation skillz