FUN FACTS ABOUT MY NEW DOG

We just adopted a rat terrier named Fred from the Humane Society. He's about 4 years old and a little special.
  1. He has run into glass doors three times in four days.
  2. He farts a lot. Like, so much.
  3. He gets pissed every time our tankless water heater clicks on.
  4. His belly is speckled like a giraffe. Or a cow. Moo.
  5. I caught him on the kitchen table this morning. So we have a climber.
  6. He's already obsessed with us and clearly so happy to be out of the shelter. Rescue dogs, amirite?