FUN FACTS ABOUT MY NEW DOG
We just adopted a rat terrier named Fred from the Humane Society. He's about 4 years old and a little special.
- •He has run into glass doors three times in four days.
- •He farts a lot. Like, so much.
- •He gets pissed every time our tankless water heater clicks on.
- •His belly is speckled like a giraffe. Or a cow. Moo.
- •I caught him on the kitchen table this morning. So we have a climber.
- •He's already obsessed with us and clearly so happy to be out of the shelter. Rescue dogs, amirite?