Inspired by @ListPrompts
  1. Don't let my sister pass on her irrational fear of everything in life (cause by watching too much Dateline, 48 Hours, and 20/20) on to my daughter.
  2. The bright orange battery operated device that may or may not be in my top nightstand drawer did not belong to me and was planted there by someone.
  3. Let Justin Timberlake know that his biggest fan and potential future wife is gone.
  4. I want someone to get one of those oversized ornate painted portraits of me to give to my husband and please make sure he has it hanging in his house prominently displayed to haunt whichever hussy that comes into his life after me.
  5. I do not want a Catholic Mass funeral. In fact, I was a borderline atheist toward the end of my life.
  6. I wish you all luck of somehow Donald Trump gets elected and I'm glad to be dead!
  7. My daughter was everything wonderful and beautiful in my life. She's only 4. Please give her love and remind her everyday that she made me the happiest mom ever.