Not My Aesthetic

Again, inspired by @amieshmamie
  1. Chevron clothing
    It's over guys. (I'm looking at you, southern stay at home moms.) You look like an Easter egg.
  2. Modern decor
    I admit, it looks super clean and functional, but houses that are super modern don't make me feel at home. I don't want to cuddle up with you and watch Crazy Ex Girlfriend in your modern dwelling.
  3. E-books
    I don't get it. Why would you hold plastic when you can hold pages? I'll never understand and I never want to.
  4. Pastels
    Unless it's Easter or a baby nursery you can get the hell out of here with your pastels. Give me bold, give me muted, or give me death (and a throw up bucket)
  5. Monogrammed everything
    As a transplant to the south this is just one thing I never understood. Monogrammed towels, monogrammed hunting t shirts, (I am not even kidding y'all) monogrammed decals, monogrammed purses. One or two things are fine, but some of y'all have lost your damn minds.
  6. Amusement parks
    Sure, in theory, these seem fun. That's what they want you to think. Then you get in and everyone smells like BO, you wait in long lines for 2 minutes of gut wrenching speed, you pay $4 for a bottle of water, you get sun burned... No thank you.
  7. Tinder
    All I have to say about the state of meeting people in the technological age is thank God I am married. A big "no" to sites like tinder. I worry about all of my young friends who are a part of it constantly.