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    He spoke but there were no batteries. I can only assume he said things like, "I'm your new Dad!" and, "Welcome to Home Depot!"
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    It danced and sang "I'm just a love machine."
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    My daughter desperately wanted this. I'm a good mom so I said no.
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    Smelled very strongly of butt.
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    Somewhere, the sister of a 50 year old virgin cried as she found his collection of what I can only assume are pornographic action figures. More to follow.
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    "Not suitable for children under 3"
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    The antagonist?
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    Someone's grandma is going to see that these were donated to the thrift shop and be PISSED.
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    Why don't I have a record player? 😭 Love you, Amy!
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    This weirdo. Thrifting for life!