Why I should be hired as the proofreader for WEWS Cleveland

I love to start my mornings with breakfast and the morning news. Typically, I watch WEWS, the ABC affiliate in Cleveland. I started to notice typos about a year ago, and it turned out to be something that I find more often than not.
  1. FBI assisted in murder? Nope. Try again.
  2. Campain?
  3. Now is not the time to use slang
  4. NO.
  5. You know...famous ABC news journalist Diane Dawyer.
  6. That Retina Fey has TALENT!
  7. Chocking. Never heard of it.
  8. I'm convinced they don't even bother with the proofreading.
  9. Hmm. Yeah, that makes sense. Hard to survivor.