1. You're my real life friend and I need this safe space to work through some things
  2. You're a Judge Judy parody account
  3. You're a postgender otherkin teen whose fire selfies will speed up my aging process
  4. I'm worried my content is getting overexposed across platforms
  5. You ignored me on Instagram
  6. I ignored you on Instagram
  7. We slept together
  8. Your username is daddycum
  9. Hoarding friend requests makes me feel powerful