all first-time viewings since 3/14/14
  1. Ty Burrell, FUR: AN IMAGINARY PORTRAIT OF DIANE ARBUS
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    He plays Nicole Kidman's husband! Their sex scene is pretty tepid compared to the heat generated between Nicole and a chewbaccafied (seriously) Robert Downey Jr.
  2. Maggie Gyllenhaal, CECIL B. DEMENTED
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    She and her gang of satanic film snobs join forces to kidnap Melanie Griffith (!)
  3. Drake Bell, THE NEON BIBLE
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    Do you think Terrence Davies has ever seen DRAKE & JOSH?
  4. Sean Combs, MONSTER'S BALL
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    Shame on everyone who knew Halle won her Oscar for playing Diddy's widow and didn't tell me
  5. Winona Ryder, THE HEART IS DECEITFUL ABOVE ALL THINGS
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    God bless Asia Argento. "This is a very bad man. A bad, bad man. Bad! Bad! Oweeeee! Oweeee!"
  6. Josh Hamilton and Jane Adams, ALEXANDER THE LAST
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    Their roles are pretty peripheral but they look like they're having the time of their liiiiives acting together
  7. Loretta Devine, URBAN LEGEND
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    Take "1998 college campus slasher with Loretta Devine as a hero security guard" as you will but I was downnnnnn
  8. Lea DeLaria, EDGE OF SEVENTEEN
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    EXACTLY who this kid needed to whip him into shape. More coming of age movies should make their leads have a sit down with Lea DeLaria.