21st century (e)utopia

Utopia = good place. Eutopia = no place. LOLZ
  1. Everyone is required to like everyone else's List, Instagram photo, tweet... Even Facebook post
    Unintended but inevitable consequence: social interaction loses all meaning
  2. Phone batteries never die
    Unintended but inevitable consequence: we ~never~ get off our phones
  3. No one can swipe left on you
    Unintended but inevitable consequence: you can't swipe left on anyone
  4. There are no more commercials
    Unintended but inevitable consequence: there are no more tv shows
  5. Everyone is kind and tolerant
    Unintended but inevitable consequence: we have nothing left to satirize; The Onion, SNL, and McSweeney's all turn to dust
  6. Everything is digitized
    Unintended but inevitable consequence: we forget what pencils are
  7. Everyone has a livable income
    Unintended but inevitable consequence: no one has a stunningly unobtainable, Gwyneth Paltrow approved lifestyle blog
  8. Everyone lives off of Soylent Green
    Unintended but inevitable consequence: no more Postmates
  9. All the bees are saved, the ecosystem does not collapse
    Unintended but inevitable consequence: Bee Movie 2 fails to live up to the glory of the original
  10. Everyone reads more books
    Unintended but inevitable consequence: there isn't one